Feeling random? You bet your bananas!
Have you ever had the urge to just write about something completely and totally random? This is one of those moments for me! One of my good friend Keke has decided that I should document my life as a porn star. So, due to popular demand, I begin. My life kind of sucks. I know what you’re thinking…he’s a porn star, how much better can you get? Well let me tell you my friends, it’s not all fun and games. Have you ever had the desire to be hit by a breast traveling at high velocities in the face? I hope not, because it HURTS. Like seriously, it’s like getting hit with a bowling ball! Also, I find that most of my female porn star co-workers are extremely slutty. All they do is sleep around! Usually with me. But the point is…they’re slutty. And I personally don’t like that in a girl. Anyways, maybe I’ll write more about this later. I actually have a photo shoot right now so I have to go. Later all you XXX fans!
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